Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Mock Drafting

Lately in my boredom at work, instead of writing columns.. er… blog posts…hang on a second.

Quick tangent: I want to write about sports for a living, which is the purpose of starting this blog in the first place, so every time I write about something I envision myself writing it for a newspaper, magazine or ESPN. Those are my goals and each of those three outlets put out columns, not blogs (ESPN.com has blogs, but for the most part they’re columns). Do not get me wrong; I like blogs. I have nothing against them, you’re reading my blog right now for crying out loud, but from now on I would like all those who read my work, tell yourself that you’re reading my column. You’re reading my column that happens to be posted on a blog. Yeah? I know it’s stupid, but it helps me feel important in some weird way, so just bear with it because from now on all posts will be reference as columns. This collective thinking helps. As Marion Peru’s mother would say in her Irish accent, “The ‘tink system.” Let’s use the ‘tink system together.

Anyhow, I’ve been dividing my time at work between doing absolutely nothing, figuring out ways to look like I’m doing something while doing absolutely nothing, doing work tasks that appear to more important than they really are, doing the occasional blip of real work, some class work, this and that but lately the majority of my time I’ve been doing as many mock NFL drafts as possible. I’m addicted. I cannot get enough of them, especially the auction drafts. Auction drafts, who knew? I’ve never done one of those before and I love the idea. I don’t think I ever want to do an ordered/snake draft again. The best part about an auction draft is that you can manipulate total morons in doing what they do best: totally moronic thing.

In a snake draft, let us say there are eight people in the draft; it goes in an order like this:

Round One:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Round Two:
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

You get the idea, and you understand that you need to get while the gettin’s good. In a snake draft you have to pick your spots, understand what you need and who others like so you can get some trades going on later in the season, know if the player you like/need are going to be there by the time your turn rolls around again ect.

In an auction the draft becomes a whole new ballgame. There is still a draft order but it becomes a “nomination” order. Each team has $200 dollars to spend on players. At the start of turn you can nominate any player you want put on the auction block. Anyone at all, it doesn’t matter. If you wanted to, you could start a draft by nominating Keith Null. Typically, you when you are nominating the player, you start the bidding at $1 but you can start it higher if you’d like. There is a cap at $100 for any one player.

I like the auction draft because you have a shot at getting any single player. In a snake draft, if I held the #8 pick, there would be no chance for me to ever get Adrian Peterson.

Currently, ESPN’s Top 150 start:
1) RB, Chris Johnson, TEN
2) RB, Adrian Peterson, MIN
3) RB, Maurice Jones-Drew, JAC
4) RB, Ray Rice, BAL
5) RB, Steven Jackson, STL
6) RB Frank Gore, SF
7) WR Andre Johnson, HOU
8) RB Michael Turner, ATL
9) QB Drew Brees, NO
10) WR Randy Moss, NE

For their auction values, they have Chris Johnson and Adrian Peterson at $60 and it whittles it way on down from there. I put my Top 10 way different:

My Top 10:
1) RB, Adrian Peterson, MIN
2) RB, Ray Rice, BAL
3) RB, Frank Gore, SF
4) WR, Andre Johnson, HOU
5) WR, Randy Moss, NE
6) QB, Aaron Rodgers, GB
7) WR, Reggie Wayne, IND
8) RB, Maurice Jones-Drew, JAC
9) QB, Drew Brees, NO
10) WR, Larry Fitzgerald, ARI

“Whaaaaaaat?! Are you crazy?!” No, I’m not. You are for thinking about picking CP2K number one overall. Here me out. Chris Johnson had a great season… LAST season. I think that he will be good but I do not believe that he will not be a top three back this year. I repeat: he will not be a top three back. Understand this and recognize that he is not proven. He is not the next Barry Sanders, he’s not the evolution of Barry Sanders, and the only thing that is similar to Barry Sanders is his size. He is not going to have the same type of year as last season. I will not be convinced otherwise. Furthermore, Chris Johnson is not even going to hit the projected 1,600 rushing yards and 12 TD’s. Every defense in the league is going to structure their defense each week to shut Chris “Looks like Lil Wayne” Johnson down. Everyweek. What you should expect is something around 1,250 rushing yards and 9 TD’s, and the only thing that will mirror 2009 are the receiving numbers. Something like 400 yards and 2 scores. You can call me hater all you want, learn that I’m a realist. Expect anywhere from 80-90 fantasy points less than all the projections out there. You want to know the best thing about Chris Johnson? It’s that he will make it easier for you to draft better players and save money so you can win your league.

Take a look at this:

In the four of the snake drafts I did, Chris Johnson went #1 overall three times and fell to #2 overall once, and that is only because I had the number one pick and chose Adrian Peterson. In four of the auction drafts so far he has gone for $56, $60, $70 and wait for it, $100. Thank you, you clown-shoe-wearing tools for making this year’s draft so easy. Those people found it prudent to spend 25-50 % of their money on one guy, for team that needs to fill 16 positions. I’m telling you, do yourself a service and stay away from Chris Johnson. You can thank me later.

Auction Fantasy Tips:
1. Never pay more than $45 dollars for any one player
        a. Unless you’ve really need a quality guy at that role
        b. You know for certain you can trade for 2 quality guys
2. Nominate players you know that you do not want, that way other people spend money that they could possibly     use to bid against you for a player you want
3. Go for a kicker and defense early
        a. That way you are not worried about your cash flow when drafting bench spots
        b. You might get a two knuckle heads who bid the Ravens DEF up to $6 when it should only go for $2             maximum. Same idea for a kicker.

Also, don’t be afraid to try new angles. I read a tip of trying to pick your guys so they all share the same bye week. Obviously you’d lose your game that week, but they said you’d gain 4-8 points more for every other game that year. The problem I found in mock drafting with that strategy, is it is hard to get quality starters that share the same bye week. I think the best I got were 4 starting spots and I didn’t feel good with the rest of the draft. I tried position stacking and went for WR’s and ended up pulling out one of my best teams overall. My starting lineup was staunch, and the most I paid was for a player was $38 and it was for Andre Johnson, the top wide out in the draft. My lineup went:

QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: Knowshon Moreno
RB: Felix Jones
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Randy Moss
WR/RB: Reggie Wayne
TE: Antonio Gates
D/ST: Cowboys
K: Nate Kaeding

SHWING! I landed, in my opinion, the Top 3 wide receivers (three of the Top 4 to ESPN), the #1 quarterback (#2 to ESPN), the second best tight end (ESPN agrees) and solid starting running backs.

Knowshon Moreno notched 947 yards, 7 TD’s on 250 touches in his rookie debut. Felix Jones averaged 5.9 YPC last year and has the explosiveness to bust a run of 40+, also take in to consideration that he bulked up to 220 pounds and I like where 2010 is heading for him even while sharing carries with Marion Barber. For my bench players I was snagged WR Roddy White for $16 bucks (the #6 WR in the draft), secured two rookies who I think will have an instant impact in 2010 WR Dez Bryant and RB Javid Best. I picked Donovan McNabb for my back-up QB even though his NFL career is done but all I need is one good game during Rodger’s bye week and he was the best that was available. I usually make it a point to stay away from Seattle players but RB Justin Forsett who I got for $1, could do things. Probably not. For the record I’ve never been a fan of the Seachickens even though I grew up in Washington. Every year I try and use my last two picks on guys who probably won’t do much, but I want them on my team so it is easier to follow their stats. This year I finished my bench with BYU All-stars Austin Collie and Dennis Pitta. Last year I did the same thing with Collie and thanks to Anthony Gonzalez getting hurt, he was more productive than Terrell Owens, my #1 overall pick last year (I’ve played in a keeper league that keeps two players per team for seven years to shed some perspective). I hope the Ravens use their Mormon TE’s a bunch this year because Pitta was the best tight end in college football last year.

Speaking of last year, I want a competitive fantasy league with people that live near me. The Licious Leauges (previously mentioned) offer the kind of competition you want in a fantasy league: people that adjust their rosters each week, make trades, post smack talk, and ect. The problem is that everybody lives in different states and the league is our only communication really. I want to be in similar league this year, but with people that I can discuss trades with face to face and not by exchanging e-mails. I want to be able to watch games together those people and be able to root for my guy or against their guy while sharing a pizza, chips and dip. Last year I tried to get something like that when I put together a league of our married friends. I didn’t expect anything from the girls really, but at least I thought I’d get something from the guys. Nope. I felt like Farva from Super Troopers trying to make it happen: “Hey guys, lets pop some Viagra’s and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners!” Turned out each of them already had the league I was trying to create elsewhere, so the top contributors to the couples league were myself, my wife (who won) and her cousin Lauren. I was Fantasy Football sad last year.

This year, like Chris Johnson, will not be last year. I am going to find people that want that same type of league. A league with a real draft, a draft like the Licious Leagues were able to do back in the day, where everyone shows up with laptops, cheat sheets, draft magazines, a big board and insults ready to fire off at each other on a moment’s notice. We’re going to make a night of it. Turn off the cell phone, pick up some prostitutes, have a mountain of blow in the middle of the table, bottle after bottle of Everclear and Tarantula, cigars, the whole nine yards; you name it. Ok, none of that because I’d end up divorced, but at least the cell phone part. We’ll send the wives/girlfriends off to dinner and the latest Zac Efron movie and be golden. I cannot be the only person that this is appealing to.

The pre-season is less than a month away and I’m bringing my game face this time round!

Monday, July 12, 2010

My All-star game, Part 3

If you missed Part-2 of my version of the MLB All-star game, click here. Here is Part 3.

Before getting in to tonight’s 2010 Major League Baseball Home Run Derby, I will be wrapping my inaugural version the MLB All-Star game and its ‘What-if?’ scenario, by concluding with the third and final portion of my fantasy preview. For the rules and regulations involved in selecting the teams please refer to part one of the series. Below are the representatives for both the American League and the National League. Trades taking place in the last couple of days are purposely not accounted for.

National League Team Representatives:
Albert Puljos, David Wright, Hanley Ramirez, Andre Either, Andrew McCutchen, Alfonso Soriano, Ubaldo Jimenez, Tim Lincecum, Roy Oswalt, Tim Hudson, Ryan Howard, Joey Votto, Prince Fielder, Adrian Gonzalez, Justin Upton, and Steven Strausburg.

American League Team Representatives:
Joe Mauer, Miguel Cabrera, Dustin Pedroia, Evan Longoria, Nick Markakis, Vernon Wells, Josh Hamilton, Cliff Lee, Jered Weaver, Fausto Carmona, Zach Greinke, Mariano Rivera, Alexis Rios and Ryan Sweeney.

Starting with the American League, out of the 14 positions available, it was nice to see that 10 of the players chosen as the best player for their team were selected to participate on the actual All-Star team. I am at an absolute loss why Oakland Athletic phenom, Ryan Sweeney, did not make the cut. Have you seen what he has been doing to the AL West this season? The biggest snub of the year hands down. The National League fared just a well as the American League, by garnishing 10 actual, real-life All-Stars.

Instead of just playing one game to determine home park advantage in the World Series, these teams will be facing off against one another in a 5-game series, with each game being played in the stadiums of the last five All-Star games which are this year’s Angel Stadium, 2009’s Busch Stadium (St. Louis Cardinals), 2008’s Yankee Stadium, 2007’s AT&T Park (San Francisco Giants), and 2006’s PNC Park (Pittsburgh Pirates). The starting lineups are as follows along with the Tuesday’s real lineups on the right.

American League:
Dustin Pedroia 2B                              Ichiro CF
Nick Markakis SS                               Derek Jeter SS
Josh Hamilton LF                               Miguel Cabrera 1B
Miguel Cabrera 1B                             Josh Hamilton LF
Evan Longoria 3B                               Vladimir Guerrero DH
Vernon Wells DH                                 Evan Longoria 3B
Joe Mauer C                                     Joe Mauer C
Alexis Rios CF                                   Robinson Cano 2B
Ryan Sweeney RF                               Carl Crawford RF
Cliff Lee SP                                        David Price SP

National League:
Andre Ethier RF                                 Hanley Ramirez SS
Hanley Ramirez SS                             Martin Prado 2B
Albert Puljos 1B                                 Albert Puljos 1B
Ryan Howard DH                                 Ryan Howard DH
David Wright 3B                                 David Wright 3B
Adrian Gonzalez 2B                             Ryan Braun LF
Joey Votto C                                       Andre Ethier CF
Alfonso Soriano LF                             Corey Hart RF
Andrew McCutchen CF                         Yadier Molina C
Ubaldo Jimenez SP                              Ubaldo Jimenez SP

GAME ONE, Angel Stadium:

Jimenez goes 7 innings strong, giving up just 4 hits and no runs before walking Miguel Cabrera with no outs in the 8th inning. The National League is ahead 2-0 on a RBI single from Adrian Gonzalez off starting pitcher Cliff Lee in the 5th and then a solo shot from Andre Ethier the following inning. The National League brings in setup man Tim Lincecum who gets by cleanly before turning over the ball to closer Steven Strausburg who strikes out the side to end the ballgame.

GAME TWO, Busch Stadium:
NL ahead 1-0

Jered Weaver puts in a solid 6 innings, striking out 8 and allowing two runs. His efforts are supported by a 5-run third inning with Miguel Cabrera’s 3 run shot, back to back doubles from Dustin Pedroia and Evan Longoria and an RBI single from Nick Markakis send starting pitch Roy Oswalt to the dugout. Zach Greinke takes over in the 7th allowing just two hits in 2 2/3 innings before handing the ball to Mariano Rivera who strikes out one, pops out Andrew McCutchen and causes Alfonso Soriano to hit in to a game ending ground ball to Pedroia at second.

GAME THREE, Yankee Stadium:

Series tied 1-1

In a pitcher’s duel between starters Tim Lincecum and Fausto Carmona, both take their performances scoreless in to the middle of 8th inning when Carmona gives up back to back singles to Andre Ethier and Hanley Ramirez with only one out. Greinke is brought in to face Albert Puljos who nearly goes yard before being robbed by Ryan Sweeney… SIKE!... that would never happen. Puljos flys deep to the warning track before Josh Hamilton safely brings the fly ball into his glove. Howard hits in to a fielder’s choice to end the inning. Lincecum puts up another scoreless inning striking out two more for a total 11 K’s and Greinke safely completes the bottom of the 9th, sending the game in to extra innings. In the top of the 10th Prince Fielder pinch hits for Andrew McCutchen and singles up the middle. Pinch runner Justin Upton is brought in a steals second base on a close throw by Joe Mauer. The go ahead run is now on second with nobody out. Ethier safely lays down the sac bunt to put Upton on third. One out. Ramirez hits a shallow pop fly holding Upton at third. Puljos steps to the plate with two out connects on a hanging curve by Greinke that goes 468 feet. National League up 2-0. In the bottom of the 10th closer Steven Strausburg loses control and beans Pedroia. Markakis works a full count and fouls off 6 pitches before getting a close ball four walk. On a first pitch, 102 MPH fastball, Josh Hamilton sends the ball to another planet. American League wins 3-2.


AL ahead 2-1

Starter Ubaldo Jimenez again, goes seven strong, allowing just a solo shot from Vernon Wells in the second inning. On the other side of the mound Cliff Lee has struck out 8 and walked 3 batters, but has gotten lucky from two inning ending double plays. Jered Weaver comes in at the start of the 8th and gives up a double to Albert Puljos who is driven in on a single by Ryan Howard. The National League brings in Tim Hudson and by some act of heaven, Ryan Sweeney gets a bloop single. His only hit on the series. Both Pedroia and Markakis strikeout looking before Ryan Sweeney advances to third on a beautiful hit and run. Hamilton at first, Sweeney at third. Bottom of the 9th. Miguel Cabrera at the plate and first pitch Hamilton steals without any contest from Joey Votto. Hudson falls behind 3-1 and gives up the game ending single.

American League wins series 3-1. Series MVP Josh Hamilton.

So there you have it. Am I little American League biased. Possibly, but in truth I really think they AL would have prevailed even if the series had gone to a game five. So maybe I’m just lazy and I am just TOO siked for tonight’s Home Run Derby.

Tonight’s predicted winner:
Matt Holliday. That guy has the purest swing. He beats Vernon Wells in the finals.

Tomorrows predicted winner:
National League. Their team is just too deep this year. Final score 7-5.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

My All-star game, Part 2

If you missed Part-1 of my version of the MLB All-star game, click here. Here is Part 2.

The American League put together a fairly good team with great pitching in the front end and back end. The only missing gap was at short, which could turn out to be somewhat costly with a pitcher, turned hitting outfielder playing the spot, but Markakis has the athletic ability to make it work. Power could be a concern, at the very least in comparison to the National League, but we’ll get to that later. Without further ado, your National League team representatives.


Player: Tim Hudson
Age/Position: 34/Starting Pitcher
2010 Stats: ERA 2.44, SO 58, WHIP 1.15

This particular selection was a bit tricky because on your first observation of the Braves you see production of 4-year guy Martin Prado who is batting .336, but after an in depth look you see that this is his first real full season. Sure he played over 120 games last year, but those were spread around at four different positions and came as a result of injuries. He still is yet to be proven in my book. Same thing is to be said about rookie Jason Heyward. He has the potential and probably will end up being their best player, but it remains to be seen and is too early to tell. Chipper Jones on the other hand epitomizes the Atlanta Braves. That guy has done so much for that organization that he will always be loved and endeared by their fans. The guy walks on water in Atlanta, similar to how Brett Favre does in Wisconsin. But Chipper is old, let’s face it. All the injuries add up too much and his career is almost done. You might be able to make a case for catcher Brian McCann, but Tim Hudson is the clear cut choice. This season he is 8-4, only one behind Derek Lowe, but has had four more quality starts than him. I think Lowes best years were done with Boston, plus he’s 37, whereas Hudson still has juice in the tank and could finish the season at 17-5.


Player: Hanley Ramirez
Age/Position: 26/Short Stop
2010 Stats: BA .296, HR 13, RBI 53

Say what you will about all the broo-ha-ha that went on earlier in the season when Hanley Ramirez jogged after a ball that bounced off his shin when runners were on base; he still is their best player. Should Hanley have run harder after the ball? Sure, only one person in the league should be allowed to play sloppy in the vicinity of left field and that is the other Ramirez (Manny) who has already called dibs. You could pose the question on whether Fredi Gonzalez should have benched him or not. I think so; you need accountability as a skipper, besides it was in May. Guarantee if this was September no benching of your star player would have occurred, and one could argue that Hanley probably would not have jogged at the ball anyway. Regardless, it does not take away from the game this guy can play. He is on a team of nobodies – Dan Uggla does not count as a ‘somebody’ because he needs to be hitting at least 12-15 more home runs a year if he wants to get away with a career .260 average – Hanley is the only shining star on the team. The worse part about Hanley Ramirez is that the Red Sox traded him. Don’t even get me started about this.

Player: David Wright
Age/Position: 27/Third Base
2010 Stats: BA .317, HR 14, RBI 64

Has anyone else noticed that Johan Santana has faded into oblivion? Remember how just three years ago he was the talk of the town? He was all anybody talked about and was THEE pitcher that every team coveted, and rightfully so. When over a four year span you throw up a record of 67-22, an ERA of 2.83 and a .99 WHIP, then you get the crown of King. But since coming to the Mets he has all but disappeared. If you had asked me who the best player on the Mets was, my knee-jerk reaction would have been Jose Reyes. “Jose Reyes, that guy is SO good.” But in reality… not so much. Of course Reyes is electrifying; you have to be when you swipe 78 bases in a single season, especially now-a-days when most MLB catchers have pretty strong arms. I don’t think Vince Coleman or Rickey Henderson would have been able to steal over a 100, the multiple times that they did, if their careers were played in the 2000s, but that’s just me, so Reyes’ 78 were/are a big deal. Line him up next to Wright, however, in every other category it’s not even a competition. Wrights worst season (his rookie season when he only played 69 games) is better than four of Reyes’ full seasons and could even be compared to five seasons if Reyes did not sustain a season-ending injury last year. Wright is Mr. Consistent, which is saying something since he plays for the inconsistent Mets.

Player: Ryan Howard
Age/Position: 30/First Base
2010 Stats: BA .295, HR 15, RBI 60

Typically I am a pitcher > batter type guy, and considering that the Phillies have Roy Halladay on their team, makes an even stronger pull to go pitcher, but I cannot pull the trigger on Halladay over Ryan Howard. I just can’t. I’m sorry, but this time I got to go the guy that swings a big bat.

Here’s why:

Ever since Howard has been given the everyday job at first, he has hit AT LEAST 45 home runs and driven in 135 runners. MIN-I-MUM. That is just gangster. In fact it is close to being TOO gangster and would be grounds for disqualification for All-star team selection. Let the record show and let it be known throughout the land that Ryan Howard is officially gangster. And let the record also show the difference between Ryan Howard gangster and wannabe gangster like Milton Bradley. Nobody should ever want to be Milton Bradley gangster, not even Milton Bradley.


Player: Steven Strasburg
Age/Position: 21/Starting Pitcher
2010 Stats: ERA 2.45, SO 53, WHIP 1.06

The Albastraus. I’ve already written about him before, so this should come of no surprise. Tim Kurkjian already wants to vote him to the Hall of Fame and if the Nationals were not, well… the Nationals, he’d be 4-0 in his five starts instead of 2-2. His 1.5 strikeouts per inning are better than anybody else baseball and can catch bullets in his teeth, he is that legit. Cannot wait to see him pitch 101 MPH fastballs and have Bryce Harper hit 600 foot home runs in the same game. The Albastraus baby!

Player: Alfonso Soriano
Age/Position: 34/Left Field
2010 Stats: BA .273, HR 14, RBI 41

This pick shocked me, just as much as it shocks you. I would have never said Soriano. Instead of telling you why him, I’ll explain why it’s nobody else. Notice the common theme.

Derek Lee: Had one fluke season, and for some unknown reason everybody jumped on his bandwagon like he was going to be the next Jeff Bagwell or something. 2005 was a one of one.
Ryan Dempster: Also had one fluke season, 2008. He may strike out a bunch of guys, but he also gives up an average of one home run a game. They’re usually not solo shots either, and is a big reason why he is 6-6.
Aramis Ramirez: He should be there best player. Ever since permanently coming to Chicago he has been really productive: averaged 105 RBIs and at least 31 home runs a season. These last two seasons mind you, are not a fluke. These are the season in which he has been hurt. In 2009 he only played 82 games due to injury and already this year he has missed 20 to an injured wrist. I could be completely wrong, but Aramis Ramirez is done. Like for good. He will never play a full season of baseball again and will eventually be dropped by the Cubs, just you wait and see. He maybe could be picked up by a few other teams along the way but he is dunzo.
Ted Lilly: There is a reason why he only lasted three years on every club he played for before his fluke 2008 season and the Cubs signed him to a big contract extension.
Carlos Zambrano: Has Ron Artest-esqe anger and potential. That means potential for playing on a championship caliber team, as well as climbing in the stands to attack fans.

If I could, I’d vote Lou Piniella to the team, and only if I could get a guaranteed classic Lou Piniella ejection. A pure art form if you ask me. But I can’t and that is why we go with Soriano.

Player: Joey Votto
Age/Position: 26/First Base
2010 Stats: BA .316, HR 21, RBI 59

In his just his third year, Votto leads the team every category except hits. His numbers are the same as his first two seasons, but this year his is hitting for some serious power. Put him on your players to watch for the next couple of seasons.


Player: Roy Oswalt
Age/Position: 32/Starting Pitcher
2010 Stats: ERA 3.32, SO 104, WHIP 1.11

The Astros only have a better record than the Indians, Pirates and Orioles if that tells you anything. Nobody on that team is good. Their best hitter is batting .273, has one home run, and has 25 RBIs. Oswalt is their best pitcher with a 5-10 record. Not many choices here, but at least it is better than the Oakland pick, because Oswalt is a ‘somebody’. The guy has had seasons where he has won 19, 20, and 20. None of this Ryan Sweeney nonsense.


Player: Prince Fielder
Age/Position: 26/First Base
2010 Stats: BA .262, HR 18, RBI 36

Yovani Gallardo is terminator mode with his 8-3 record and just nine K’s behind league leading Tim Lincecum, with 122 strikeouts, but in order to be king, you first must be a Prince.

Prince Fielder is not having his best season, obviously, and never being one to hit for a very good average, .262 is pretty crappy. But when you go three consecutive seasons with your HR/RBI looking like this: 50/119, 34/102 and 46/141 – then you can kind of get away with it. Prince is probably one of those “every other” type guys like Justin Mourneau, but in his off years he still is rather productive. At first I was going to send Ryan Braun to rep the Brewers, but after dipping in to the sabermetric stats to confirm the choice, I had to switch to Prince. Here is why:

BA is .262, but his SECA (secondary average) is .396
Braun: BA is .287, but his SECA only .308

Fielder’s RC (runs created) and his RC27 (runs created per 27) are better than Brauns. Even going back to 2007, when Braun won Rookie of the Year and Prince crushed 50 home runs, Prince still edged out Braun. That is why Prince takes the cake (fat joke totally intended).


Player: Andrew McCutchen
Age/Position: 23/Center Field
2010 Stats: BA .295, HR 7, RBI 24

Another one of those teams that has nothing to boast. Couple of years ago they lost their only really good player in Jason Bay (currently on the Mets) and the team is pretty much of team of prospect talent. McCutchen seems to be the front runner of the group. Last year he played in a little over 100 games and as we are approaching the same amount of games for this season, the numbers are similar. His speed is his best asset and is always a threat to swipe a bag. Not known for power, but with a pretty good average, he is a hazard to score some runs with his ability to get in to scoring position – problem is that nobody is behind him to bring him home.

Player: Albert Pujols
Age/Position: 30/First Base
2010 Stats: BA .308, HR 20, RBI 61

Most valuable guy in baseball, and arguably sports – second only to LeBron – and that’s all we need say about his spot in representing the Cardinals. If you don’t know how good Pujols is then take a quick gander at his career seasonal averages:

BA .332, HR 42, RBI 128, OPS 1.050 and 198 hits

After the All-star game we are going to see Pujols explode. I predict 50 homeruns by season’s end. How does that wet your whistle?

Player: Justin Upton
Age/Position 22/Right Field
2010 Stats: BA .260, HR 14, RBI 40

This is who we’re supposed to have here right? That’s what the D-Backs front office wants me to believe. But do I really? Everything points to that direction, but I’m not sold… or am I? I don’t know what to think. I’m at an impasse so let us break it down and see what we can come up with.

In 2009 he got the full time job in right and went for .300-26-86. So far, so good. Then came the $51 million dollar, 6-year contract, from an organization that does not throw the dollars around. That is 8.5 million a year, from a team that only pays 2-5 mill for its guys, exception being Dan Haren. With that kind of cheese on the table, Upton numbers are now required to be around the .300 area, with 35ish homeruns and at least 100 RBI and I’m not sure it’ll happen. I want it too, don’t get me wrong, but what if it does not pan out? This is guy who people have compared to Ken Griffey Junior.

Ken Griffey Junior, everybody. The Grant Hill of Major League Baseball. Mr. What-Could-Have-Been-If-Only-You-Did-Not-Get-Hurt-All-The-Time. Even with the injuries he is still #5 all time for homeruns hit, and remember, Junior never juiced, so he’s really #4. Peter Gammons once said that Upton in the best 20-year old ball player he has ever seen, so why don’t we do the comparison of the kid, to the “The Kid”. I’m not totally convinced.

Ken Griffey Jr. aka The Kid
Drafted as the number one overall pick in 1987 (18 years old at the time) and got the call-up to the majors two years later.

Justin Upton, aka The (alleged) Kid 2.0
Drafted as the number one overall pick in 2005 (17 years old at the time) and got the call-up to the majors two years later.

The Kid
First season for the Mariners: 127 games, .264, 16 homeruns, 61 RBIs, 16 stolen bases. Highlight of the year: Hitting a homerun in the same game that his dad did on the same team. Gangster.

The Kid 2.0

First season for the Diamondbacks: 43 games, .221, 2 homeruns, 11 RBIs, 2 stolen bases. Times that by three and you get .241, 6 homeruns, 33 RBIs and 6 stolen bases. Highlight of the year: the National League Championship series when Upton batted .357, and had an OPS of 1.098. Gangster.

The Kid
Next two seasons: 309 games, .313 average, 44 homeruns, 180 RBIs and 34 stolen bases. Two year highlight: Two All-star appearances and two Gold Glove Awards. Both accomplishments he would garnish for the rest of the 1990s.

The Kid 2.0
Next two season: 246 games, .275 average, 41 homeruns, 128 RBIs and 21 stolen bases. Two year highlight: One All-star appearance. I didn’t expect this one to be as comparable as it is. It is as almost as much damage, but in 3/4ths of the games. Take it to the same about and you get 10 more jacks, 32 more ribbies and 5 more stolen bases…

Okay, maybe I’m now a little more convinced. Is Gammons totally right then? Perhaps Upton’s average is throwing me for a loop and in actuality he is playing better than I think, but I don’t know. The Kid in his 4th season went .308-27-103, so if Upton can do at least .285-30-95, then we might be on to something. I guess Justin Upton is officially one those guys to look for the second half of this season. I know I’ll be following him much more closely.

Player: Ubaldo Jimenez
Age/Position: 26/Starting Pitcher
2010 Stats: ERA 2.27, SO 107, WHIP 1.08

Oh yeah… he has a 15-1 record… and its July… this is a bigger deal than you probably realize. Let me lay it out for you. We might have our first 30-game winner since Denny McLain went 31-6 in 1968. Let that sit for a bit. Okay, still not a big deal? Try this on for size and look at it in this perspective: in the live ball era we have had 16 perfect games thrown, but only FOUR 30+ win seasons.


Yeah they’re lots of guys like Jimenez, doing what he’s doing…


Player: Andre Ethier
Age/Position: 28/Right Field
2010 Stats: BA .322, HR 14, RBI 50

Did you know that Manny Ramirez, in the 18 seasons he’s been playing ball (’93 rookie season omitted), there are only two seasons in which he has had an OPS of less than .950? Mmm hmmm. Here is a guy whose career averages are a behemoth at .313-40-131, a guy who hit 165 RBIs in one season – the last guy to do that was Lou Gehrig in 1934 – and yet Manny is not the best player on the team. And no, as a Red Sox fan I am not bitter towards him. Regardless of the manner in his departure, he was a key fixture in two Red Sox championships, and for that I, nor any other Sox fan, can hold him in contempt. But facts are facts and Manny Ramirez is 38 years old. Pretty soon injuries, like the hamstring issue he is dealing with now, are going to take its toll, and he will not be able to play ball like he has been able to. He’ll make the transfer to DH and bounce around for a few years but he is no longer ‘the guy’.

Andre Ethier on the other hand is ten years younger and has gotten better every single year. His rookie season he played 126 games and posted a modest .308 average, hit 11 homeruns and drove in 55 RBIs. His next year the average was lower but homeruns were +2 and RBIs +9. Year after that his average returned to .305, homeruns and RBIs were +7 and +13 and then last year those numbers were again surpassed the previous season at +9 and +39. This year Ethier is on track to repeat his performances. I think somewhere around 37 long balls and 115 RBIs.

Player: Adrian Gonzalez
Age/Position: 28/First Base
2010 Stats: BA .302, HR 17, RBI 54

This is someone who is very similar to Andre Ethier because he gets better for you each season. His numbers since 2006 have been .304-24-82, .282-30-100, .279-36-119 and .277-40-99. Yeah, last year he drove in 20 runs less than the year before that, but his base on balls went up from 74 all the way to 119, and at the same time his strikeouts dipped from 142 to 109. The plate patience has dramatically improved, and he picking his spots better. That is why this year he is able to still hit for power, while bringing up his average. Adrian also plays great on the defensive end, garnishing him two consecutive Gold Glove awards. He is a big part of why the Padres are in first place in their division.

Player: Tim Lincecum
Age/Position 26/Starting Pitcher
2010 Stats: ERA 3.16, SO 131, WHIP 1.28

What’s not to like about ole LeRoy? He’s from my home state, played high school ball just up the freeway from me and puts up K’s like it’s nobody’s business, oh yeah and he likes to drive an AMG Mercedes Benz well above the speed limit while feeling groovy. Throw in consecutive NL Cy Young awards and he’s your guy. If Ubaldo Jimenez wasn’t on his way to history this season, Lincecum would probably be one more closer to Randy Johnson and Greg Maddux for longest consecutive streak (4), but given his age he could still have his streak broken and break it later on down the road. I could be reaching but I think his strikeouts are gonna touch 300 this season.

Atlanta - Tim Hudson, Starting pitcher
Florida - Hanley Ramirez, Shortstop
New York - David Wright, Third base
Philadelphia - Ryan Howard, First base
Washington - Steven Strasburg, Starting pitcher
Chicago - Alfonso Soriano, Left field
Cincinnati - Joey Votto, First base
Houston - Roy Oswalt, Starting pitcher
Milwaukee - Prince Fielder, First base
Pittsburgh - Andrew McCutchen, Center field
St. Louis - Albert Pujols, First base
Arizona - Justin Upton, Right field
Colorado - Ubaldo Jimenez, Starting pitcher
Los Angeles - Andre Ethier, Right field
San Diego - Adrian Gonzalez, First base
San Francisco - Tim Lincecum, Starting pitcher

1B Albert Puljos
3B David Wright
SS Hanley Ramirez
RF Andre Either
CF Andrew McCutchen
LF Alfonso Soriano
P Ubaldo Jimenez
MR Tim Lincecum
MR Roy Oswalt
MR Tim Hudson
Reserves: 1B Ryan Howard, 1B Joey Votto, 1B Prince Fielder, 1B Adrian Gonzalez, RF Justin Upton, and SP Steven “The Albastraus” Strausburg

Anybody need first basemen? My goodness, and the crappy part is not having a single catcher and consequently is the biggest gap to be filled, and yes I checked; none of them ever played catcher except maybe when they were in little league. Don’t worry you know because I have come up with a fool-proof and scientific method in selecting who will be our starting catcher. It just came to me in perfect clarity. This person, who will be filling in as a catcher – a position they have never played before – will be selected solely on the sound of their name. If it sounds like a catcher could have that name, then that is our guy. With our selection method firmly in place, obviously that person is Joey Votto. No doubt about it. Perhaps it is because there is a catcher with the first name Joe (Mauer) and then Chicago Cubs catcher Geovany Soto’s last name is similar to Votto, so there you have it. It’s genius.

The rest of the lineup is simple. Ryan Howard obviously fills the DH and we put Adrian Gonzalez at second because he has Gold Glove capabilities. Now imagine putting the big bird in the closing role. He’d only have to get three outs a night and could just GUN his pitches in. We’re talkin’ 103 to 104 MPH gas baby! Easiest role to fill; Strausburg is the closer. That leaves Prince Fielder to pinch hit and Justin Upton to pinch run.